Official uniform for the little ones surviving primarily on croissant, bagels, pasta and vibes. Equal parts funny, relatable, and painfully accurate for just about every toddler we know 👀
Designed in New York and handmade in small batches, this premium heavyweight tee features an oversized fit with a relaxed drop shoulder silhouette for an effortlessly cool everyday look. Garment dyed for that perfectly worn-in feel and made to handle playground chaos, snack requests, and repeat wear all week long.
✨ Details: Sizes: 2, 4, 6 Premium heavyweight 100% cotton Oversized fit with stylish drop shoulder silhouette Garment-dyed for a soft vintage feel Screen printed + hand-designed in NYC Handmade in small batches with love
Available in two colorways: faded bone + washed grey.
Because carbs aren’t just a food group — they’re a lifestyle.
